Would you use a DLL from Cuba Gooding Jr.?

Cuba selling DLLs on CD...Can somebody tell me why Cuba Gooding Jr. is promoting Windows DLL files? This guy is everywhere! I watch old episodes of dating shows and he turns up. I hang with my boys in the hood and he comes along. I box with my shadow and he punches back. If I fight my temptations or cut on the radio I see or hear him. Now I’m just trying to find a DLL that Bazaar needs (see troubleshooting BzrOnPureWindows) and here he turns up again! It’s maddening. What’s next? Will Paris Hilton market her own Linux Distro? We’ve already seen a caped and cloaked Keifer Sutherland sell psychology degrees. What’s up people???