Hey smart peepoles! Lookie here! I rote a code that can be utilised to see how much more wirst your favorite language is dan minez!!! Lookey!
Language Minezshort startTime = Clock.getcompooterClok().whatTimeIsIt() Console.getTurminalz().riteLetters << "Hi Momma!" short stopTime = Clock.getcompooterClok().whatTimeIsIt() Console.getTurminalz().riteStuff << "It only tooks " << (stopTime - startTime) << "!!!" [/sourcecode] <strong>Language Yourz</strong> <target name="go"> <script> long startTime = System.currentTimeMillis() StringBuffer message = new StringBuffer() System.out.println "" + message.append("Hi Momma!").toString() long stopTime = System.currentTimeMillis() System.out.println "Look howe much more longer it tok here " + (stopTime - startTime) </script> </target>
Here are the times, no lie:
My Favorite toy: 203ms
Your Dumb Syntax that you like: 4851ms
See! It’s obvious that MinezScript is way more JohnBlaze than your dumb language that you like!! More John Blaze in every way! I don’t even see why they still make your dumb language that you like!
That’s what I saw posted on a WordPress blog tonight. I’m not even going to link to the site because it’s just not worth it. If I see one more dumb performance analysis, or language comparison like that I’m going to dress the author in an A1 steak sauce jersey and throw him into a pool of gravy surrounded by hungry lions. People still think a benchmark surrounding a single line of code executed multiple times is enough to draw a sensible conclusion on whether or not to use a given technology.