This has been confirmed by an unidentifiable but highly reliable source who commented here. (How do we know the source is reliable? We’ve confirmed that by not revealing his identity.) While we all “looked forward” to the return of Steve Jobs we now have the guarantee of his return to Apple. Look for stock prices to jump by close of business tomorrow when an undisclosed press release scheduled for select members of the media is said (By whom? The unidentifiable source! That’s whom!) to announce the return of the black shirt wearing mogul to the Apple empire. Also revealed by our insider, Apple decided to delay the release of iPhone 3G Os until absolute time period that coincides with the time slot of Steve’s official return to Apple. Remember where you heard it first! This breaking story along with others has been brought to you in part by:
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