Things they never taught in Kindergarten

Things I Don’t know as of 2018

Inspired by Dan Abramov, I wish to make a formal confession about all the tech stuff I still don’t know after coding professionally for almost exactly 20 years. This is on the heels of the tech confession discussion in the #CodeNewbie community and right around my 20th anniversary of becoming a professional programmer. The following is more of a knowledge wish list than a formal confession of how stupid I still am. But know this… I am still stupid and there’s so much obvious stuff that I wish I currently knew. (…or is it know??? For eg. Grammar!) As I get older I realize there are soooo many things they failed to teach me in Kindergarten! Above all, I wish I was better at the classic tech interview leet coding data-structure/algorithm thing and I list that first. My actual skill set is so deep and wide in so many areas but still these other skill sets have eluded me over the years and I remain a newbie even 20 years in…

* Algorithms/Data Structures: I totally suck at interviewing! I can do quick sort and maybe marge sort. I can tell you how to build a hash table, but that’s about it! Many of the interviews I’ve been on seem to require extensive understanding of these topics which infuriate me because I suck at it! I also hardly ever use this knowledge in practice and feel you can get so much value out of other aspects of software development which are never prioritized or even considered during the “tech interview”.

* SSL – SSL might as well stand for Slippery SLope because my knowledge cuts off right after “it is used in combination with http and email protocols (SMTP?)”, and “…port 443 is used for https.” I know I usually have to install a bunch of SSL/crypto dependencies when setting up any server or build system that uses SSL and that these dependencies do some sort of magic hashing and message digesting but that’s ‘bout it!

* CSS/SASS/LESS/Pre/Post processors: I tinkered with CSS a few times here and there but if you ask me about these modern tools or how to do animations I’d be mostly lost.

* GraphQL: I took a course on React full stack which used this tech extensively. I hobbled through the course and finished it but I still don’t know how any of GraphQL works. The course I took had tons of bugs do to version differences, most of which I actually fixed as I took it. At the end, I was no more smarter than I was at the beginning.

* OAuth: I understand the concepts of OAuth, I’ve worked extensively with projects that required it, but I still feel like I need a separate class or set of instructions to come up to speed.

* Ruby/Rails: My Ruby experience has been relegated to a handful of command line Ruby scripts I wrote a few years ago. I am currently working through tutorials to learn Ruby and Rails. I feel like I am sooo overdue.

* Python: I should be shot for adding this one! I’ve actually taken a two week course on it and developed entire solutions with it! I wrote and maintained an entire test framework and suite with Python and gave my Cozmo bot a personality using it a year ago. Somehow, every time I start anything Python related I have to go back to “Hello World”. This is not so with any other programming language from Java to Obj-C to NodeJS/Electron/JavaScript to C++!

* Kotlin: I intended to write a book on Kotlin for Android some years ago but life got in the way of my mastering or spending any time with this technology.

* Real Time streaming: I wrote a few programs trying to master UDP and converted one of them to TCP after realizing how much I didn’t know about UDP. I would absolutely LOVE to become a network programming expert!

* Network Stack: At one point I tried to think about possibly contemplating my writing a DNS server. Don’t ask why! It just seemed cool at the time, never mind the fact that I have zero knowledge of network topology! I know the basics of how computers resolve IP addresses via DNS and DHCP, but I would kill to really understand the low level conversation that happens as clients babble back and forth over the network. I’m talking about reading raw SMB, really understanding how LDAP works, writing my own proxy server, etc.

* Kubernetes: There’s been so much talk about Kubernetes and I feel like I never get to play in any reindeer games!

* CORS/XSS/CSRF tokens: I just did a deep dive on this topic today so I really can’t include it anymore, but only hours prior I couldn’t tell you the difference between these terms or why you would use one and not another.

* OpenGL – I read some blog article many years ago (about a decade now) which illustrated how to do OpenGL-ES on iOS v3 and it was the coolest thing! I got my first black triangle then everything went dark. I haven’t touched OpenGL in any form since.

* DirectX/Metal – You might as well lump in DirectX, Metal and any 3D rendering concept because I suck at all of these. There is the basic 3D rendering APIs on iOS that I used to be really good at but I can’t even remember the name of the API now since it’s been about 10 years. (I think it was Core motion? Core something or other…)

20 years, Going strong!

I just realized that I recently passed my 20 year professional programming anniversary! It was twenty years ago on December 9th when I walked into the happiest day of my life! My daughter had just been born the night prior, and I was finally able to afford the tight 1 bedroom apartment my girlfriend (now wife) and I had been scraping by in! There is so much that had to go right in order for me to type this blog post so blissfully today. I’ve told this story to friends, family, coworkers but it still humbles me to this day. I have to begin with a dramatic scene opener to legitimize everything.

The year was 1998. I was making just above minimum wage at $6.05/hr through a temp agency called Manpower. (I think they still have an office right down the road from where I currently live which gives me flashbacks!) They gave me a multiple-month assignment at a lighting company. Only months prior I had been living in my mother’s basement unemployed with a 40oz of beer each day playing Sega Phantasy Star & other classics. I was not in college, nor had I attended any more than a single semester of community college. I was currently enrolled in a tech school called The Cittone Institute, where I was learning and getting hands-on experience in various programming languages, one of them being RPG. I was also really concerned because my girlfriend was pregnant, Christmas was coming and my temporary assignment at this lighting company was not supposed to last into the following year.

My job was to function as the file-boy. This means any menial task from stuffing envelopes to organizing the mail room was given to me. I was astounded, but bored out of my mind. I was astounded because I always wanted a permanent comfy office job like you see on TV. However I was bored because I wasn’t doing anything cool. I wasn’t in a 3 piece blazer standing at the head of a conference room giving a presentation. I wasn’t in charge of any portfolio. I didn’t even know what a portfolio was aside from how I heard fancy folks on TV talk about them. They would say cool stuff like, “I’m taking over that portfolio…”, or, “I’m the guy in charge! Haven’t you seen my portfolio?”, along with the occasional, “don’t talk to me that way or I’ll bust you upside the head with my portfolio!” I lacked a fancy suit (aside from my one church outfit) and I didn’t have a portfolio.

Times were tough and we were on the WIC program which, I believe is ONE step above food-stamps. This gives you permission to act like you ain’t poor because it’s just government assistance. By day I was constantly applying to any office position that would eventually give me a portfolio and I spent nights learning stuff like VB6, SQL and C. I was also enrolled in a Bible study night program. I had a bit of a hustle going on but still, when I was at work, I was bored out of my mind!

I still remember the nice ladies in the office I worked with. These were your typical clerical workers with various positions ranging from accounts receivable, to data entry, to parts/inventory clerk. Each one of them seemed so important to the company and each one of them appeared to have a life while I was wasting away in the back mail room quietly listening to Hip-hop music on this little FM radio that someone left back there. Occasionally I would get a task like, “pull all the papers out of these folders and sort them in those cabinets”, or “find the 2 1/2×3 1/4 labels for the next parts and inventory instruction manuals.” These ladies were pretty cool though. One, I believe her name was Helen, organized an office collection for our yet-to-be-born child and got us a bunch of gifts. The other, a sistah, was constantly trying to get me involved in her role of the business and treating me like an equal although I lacked the skills/education to be anything more than a file boy.

One day there was a task that sounded like a true need. Actually office work which involved the use of a computer! I believe Helen organized it but the sistah (I honestly can’t recall her name but I always thought she was pretty fly) set me up with my own computer at a desk. I think the women all felt bad watching me occupy space with no meaning. They wanted me to feel at home. I thought this new task was more busy work. I usually would have been upset but this busy work was in the form of something I could actually process! They had an Excel spreadsheet of some 200-500 addresses that they wanted me to type into a Word document filled with labels. The task was intended to occupy me for the remainder of the week or possibly the remainder of my tenure, depending on how inefficiently I operated.

Within 15 minutes I had all of the labels completed and printed which shocked everyone in the office. One of the ladies was constantly double checking my work not sure if I somehow fabricated the labels or took some shortcut. “How in the world are you finished already?”, said another.

I replied, “I used a mail merge” I had just learned Word/Excel data merges the week prior at tech school and this so happened to be the perfect opportunity to practice. It actually took me a couple of tries to get the data imported into Word because I was inexperienced but after the 3rd or 4th take I had it. Everyone in the office was floored as they actually had a need for this rapid sort of data merging. Nobody had heard of it prior and it was something short of a miracle.

That one experience led to my being introduced to the head of data processing, a software engineer by the name of John. John looked EXACTLY like Santa Claus (I am not making this up either) and he took a special interest in me. You see, I just so happened to be fluent in RPG, which was the only programming language they used on his team. His team consisted of himself as manager, one sole programmer-hermit guy, and a lady who would be considered the ops engineer by today’s standards. At first he tried ti get my hired by any of his friends in the industry and scored me an interview with a lady named Nora. The interview never resulted in a job so he eventually scheduled me for a tech interview test. If I were to pass the test I would be hired at the very same company (and maybe even given a portfolio?) The test fell on December 8th.

December 8th, 1998 would be the day that remains forever burned into my memory. I light-footed into the office because I was extremely nervous. My girlfriend had gone into labor the night prior and I was up the entire time wondering if/when I would be a father. Up to this moment I hadn’t actually thought about what fatherhood really was. I was only focused on getting a portfolio. In my mind a portfolio was this magical adult trapper-keeper with laminated pages of awesomeness that was meant to be carried in a briefcase and pulled out during important office meetings where its contents would be mirrored on a task board next to you. This same task board would have been hand colored by your office secretary. If someone were to disagree during one of these important meetings, you could then politely organize a private meeting where the adult trapper keeper could be weaponized against the offender.

I felt like I was only hours away from being blessed with this long time coveted mystical piece of office supply but I could no longer dream of it because somewhere many miles away (my girlfriend lived about an hour’s drive away and was currently in the hospital in her hometown) a tiny replica of me was about to make a dramatic entrance into the world. The task that John gave me was simple. Write a subfile program to display a list of items. Extra credit for being able to drill into an item and get detail. It was the RPG equivalent of a CRUD web app. First butterflies then later bumble bees swarmed in my belly as I stumbled through writing the first “subfile” program which would eventually launch my career. I used the entire day spending most of it on random calls to the hospital checking in on my soon to be family but I finished just prior to 5pm. I turned in my assignment to John who completely understood why I needed to rush off.

Roughly 10 hours later I found myself in the hospital holding what truly was a human clone of me. Family and friends were there and the feeling of uncertainty about my possessing an all powerful binder was completely replaced by the warmth of becoming a father for the first time. I didn’t see binary digits, I had no thoughts of compilation units or office prowess. I only felt love.

The next day I was back at the lighting company and greeted by the HR guy. (There is an entire story I can share about my experience with this HR guy but it’s not relevant.) I was given an offer to become a permanent employee, along with paperwork describing the benefits, my compensation, the company’s mission, and other misc things (excluding an employee handbook which is part of another story involving the HR guy, but again not relevant). All of this information was tucked neatly inside a binder sporting the company’s logo. It wasn’t actually a portfolio but it was thick enough to be weaponized if I were to be caught in the wrong section of town. My compensation jumped dramatically from 6.05/hr to $9/hr and I was RICH! I bragged to my girlfriend that same day while I silently hummed the theme song to “The Jefferson’s” in my head. She was so battle-torn from pregnancy that she heard none of my rambling about my special binder or “moving on up”.

As I look back on this series of events, the only thing that truly tied it all together was my involvement in the Bible study program and constant prayers. There is no other explanation for the string of consecutive miracles that had been all daisy-chained together which eventually landed me in my current role. I tend to exaggerate on this blog while fabricating stories but this story, in its entirety, is 100% accurate and true. It highlights only a fraction of the events that brought me to where I am and if I were to describe some of the others it would most certainly sound like the script to an upcoming Hollywood blockbuster. I wish I had some clear way of explaining but I definitely see the correlation between the Bible, my life in software, my experiences in the military, and my life as a parent.

I’m a guy with a high school education who has been at many of the biggest tech companies working on some of the most prominent projects that most people use all day. Most of what I’ve done I never actually “tried” to do… it just sort of happened.

Service Workers With Create-React-App

These days Service Workers are the latest craze in web apps. They are specifically in the area of Progressive Web Apps (PWAs). I’m futzing with a React app trying to get my own custom Service Worker logic to run and I hit a snag. Hi, I’m Cliff. You’re probably here because write web apps. (I still think it sounds funny to say “write web apps”. I think of physically writing with a pen and a pad when I say “write” and nobody writes any programming logic with anything other than a source editor… unless you’re extremely hard-core! In which case, I think there should be a contest on the most advanced computer program actually written with traditional tools, like a stone and chisel. Am I still typing under parenthesis?)

Yesterday I realized that the popular automation tool, “Create React App” or CRA for short, was never intended to be used with anything other than some caching service worker logic. If you try to do anything beside offline support you’re probably going to need to “eject”. If you’re new to React, “eject” is the last thing you want to do. To “eject” means to own all of the configuration that CRA offers which means you are now in “I know what I’m doing, don’t tell me nothing!” mode. In short, it’s not a good mode to be in because when you get that far you are basically writing your own Create React App tool.

At any rate, my task was to figure out if/how we could use a service worker to enable some sort of push notification support in our app. I’m still working through the details so I should probably wrap this up and get back to it. Before I close I did wanna share a couple of nuances. First, you won’t be able to easily add your own service worker logic to a react app for a few painful reasons. The registration script, which looks so innocently easy to change on the surface, actually locks you into using ONLY the service worker which is generated by the CRA tool. It looks to see if your browser has support for service workers then it tries to fetch the service worker by name. You can change the name of the file it attempts to fetch but then there’s the wrinkle of how to get a custom Javascript file to be individually pushed to the output folder without being webpack-ed in with the rest of your React files. I hacked one directly into my build output folder which sorta works but then… THEN… there’s this OTHER wrinkle! The JavaScript file, when fetched, has to be served with a Content-type HTTP header that includes “javascript” somewhere in it. Here’s where it’s ugly because there is a noop-serviceworker-middleware plugin included with the dev server and support stuff in webpack which always serves the file with Content-Type equal to “text/plain”. I dug deep in the source and found that it will ONLY use Javascript in the content type if the file name is EXACTLY equal to “service-worker” and this value is a HARD-CODED string! Now I could remove the check from the register ServiceWorker script but it just feels ugly at that point.

Time is going by and I should get back to the salt mill and figure out how to make all of this play nicely together. In the meantime, if you know of any CreateReactApp hax or work-arounds that would make life simpler please speak up!

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers, I’m Learnding!!!

It was one of those surreal moments when I was looking at some idiomatic JavaScript code illustrating the newer features of the language when I couldn’t follow the syntax. Then it clicked, I had a Ralph Wiggum moment. Hi, I’m Cliff. You’re here because I just learned how to spell cat. I’m here because I like the way the cat meows.

I’ll give you an example of some Redux code that tripped me up:

import React from "react";
import { connect } from "react-redux";
const mapStateToProps = state => {
  return { articles: state.articles };

const ConnectedList = ({ articles }) => (
  <ul className="list-group list-group-flush">
    { => (
      <li className="list-group-item" key={}>

const List = connect(mapStateToProps)(ConnectedList);
export default List;

My understanding was just based on React. In React I could recognize ConnectedList as a functional component, or a function that returns the rendered part of a React component which does not need an entire class definition. I could also make sense of the redux magic that connects the state’s articles object to the articles property of the ConnectedList. What I couldn’t follow was the absence of any props parameter or references in the ConnectedList. I also was a little blurred on the initialization of the List object just prior to the export. It all looked a little foreign to me. Bear in mind, I’m still coming from a “Just Learned 1998-style JavaScript Last Night” background and the whole ECMA6 ES2015 stuff is still taking a minute to bake in. then it just clicked… automatically! I instantly recognized everything that was happening as if I had been working in this environment my entire career! Let me try to decompose this block and explain how I understood it.

ECMA6, destructuring, arrow functions, etc.
There are many new features in ES6 which give you enhanced expressiveness in your code. These features are borrowed from or inspired by similar features in other languages. Having several years of experience in other languages which expose features like closures, default return values, and collection destructuring, I tend to pick up on patterns. For eg. a piece of code that looks like this conveys a certain meaning or intention: => + ', ' +

It intends to change a collection of account objects into a collection of strings of name and phone numbers separated by a comma. It doesn’t fit my 1998 JavaScript way of thinking but my RxJava/Groovy/Kotlin/Swift/Python brain pulls pieces from its database and fills in gaps. These gaps are put in place by my early ECMA6 understanding. You see I know ECMA 6 adds a bunch of modern features and semantics but I’m not sure which ones. I know these other technologies include features like map/reduce. They also include other niceties such as being able to define a closure in place, optionally omit the enclosing curly braces, and optionally omit the return keyword. If I look at the outer piece as a vanilla Javascript function call that takes some newer Javascript syntax I get this:*magical Javascript new stuff*/)

That much I can comprehend. It says we are probably using some newer map/reduce coolness to iterate a list of accounts. Nothing too intimidating, right? Now lets take the inner guts or magical Javascript parameter syntax and try to make sense of it.

each => + ', ' +

This looks a lot like a Closure or anonymous function. It’s weird because there’s nothing around the naked initial each parameter, but that’s okay because many other languages make defining the function parameter with official types and parenthesis optional so maybe it’s optional here too. Also some languages make enclosing curly braces around the function body optional. It’s called syntax sugar. so I’m thinking the curly braces are optional in ECMA6 too. Lastly, other languages make it optional to specify the return keyword. Instead it is accepted in some languages to use the value of the last statement in a function as it’s return value. With that understanding in mind I can read the above as:

(each) => { return + ', ' +; }

Which actually makes me understand the original single line statement as:

var closure = (each) => { return + ', ' +; };;

Now that you get an idea how my multi-language brain operates let’s get back to the first piece of React/Redux magic that threw me. We have this:

const mapStateToProps = state => {
  return { articles: state.articles };

Which we understand as a closure or an anonymous function which is assigned to a variable named mapStateToProps. This function takes a state parameter and returns an object with an articles property which is set to the value of the articles property of the given state object. In essence, it merely transforms a state object into an object with a single property which is the articles property from the state.

Next we have this code, which really troubled me:

const List = connect(mapStateToProps)(ConnectedList);

The 2nd set of parenthesis triggered a thought. The Groovy programming language side of my brained jumped in here and said, incorrectly, “Ooh! I know what this is!!!” You can pass a closure parameter to a function outside of the closing parenthesis!!!” Then this part of my brain smiled intently just prior to running off to grab a donut. This was totally incorrect. Instead what’s happening is we are calling a function named connect and passing our anonymous function value as the parameter to this function. The connect function is actually returning a function, which we call in place and pass the ConnectedList react component. So, in actuality, connect is transforming the React functional component into another functional component and it is using the mapStateToProps function to do this.

But wait! What about this piece of code?

const ConnectedList = ({ articles }) => (
  <ul className="list-group list-group-flush">
    { => (
      <li className="list-group-item" key={}>

It almost looks like how I remember React functional components would look but there’s not props parameter. Instead it uses this weird syntax:

const ConnectedList = ({ articles }) => (
  /*JSX stuff here*/

Again, we’re missing enclosing curly braces and a return statement. We can mentally add those and come up with this:

const ConnectedList = ({ articles }) => { return (
  /*JSX stuff here*/

Still there’s the weird parameter definition, “({ articles })”. My Python/Kotlin brain center kicked in and reminded me about object de-structuring. These languages allow you to decompose tuples or objects and literally declare and assign multiple variables in one shot. The pattern looks like this:

var {name, address, zip} = profile;

which is equivalent to:

var name =, address = profile.address, zip =;

This is not the exact syntax from these other language, just pseudo code to illustrate the pattern.What this code does is take the name, address, and zip properties of the profile object and assign them to the name, address, and zip variables respectively. That’s a brief explanation of de-structuring. So maybe what’s happening is the props parameter is being de-structured into an articles variable. With that understanding we can read the original code as:

const ConnectedList = (props) => { 
var {articles} = props;
return (
  /*JSX stuff here*/

This is just a little more syntax sugar that cleans up the noise of what would be a bunch of “props.” references in your code.

That’s a bunch to take in at once but it’s how I was able to make sense of some initial Redux examples without actually looking up the new features from ES6. Ultimately I referred to the new feature list to confirm my understanding but I was able to go a long way on my own.

(This message was brought to you in part by NBCC Community Church in Redwood City. Through constant prayer, Bible study, fellowship, service, and teachings from Pastor hurmon Hamilton one can understand even the most challenging programming environments. Other sponsors advise you to eat your veggies and always get at least 7 hrs of sleep nightly.)

Learning React!

I have the rather interesting job of teaching folks at work how to use ReactJS, the latest new web tech. It is interesting because I am no expert. I feel like I just learned it yesterday! Hi, I’m Cliff. You’re here because you probably know React better than I do. I’m here in a feeble attempt to learn you how to use it! It’s actually not unusual for me to insert myself as the resident expert on a technology that I barely/rarely use. It’s exactly how I developed my 1st iOS app.

Short Story Lengthened…
Many moons ago I was nominated as the lead engineer for a leading edge iOS app months before the 1st release of the iOS SDK. Back then I was a Java programmer and only knew Objective-C as some random objective for C developers to strive for. I was introduced during an initial call to some product and executive guys as “the team’s resident iOS expert” and given the task to develop a flagship product. (I wrote a blog post about it a few weeks ago.)

At any rate, I’ve started a template project around some work I actually planned to do for my church. I’m sort of trying to kill 2 birds with 1 stone. (It’s also interesting that today’s sermon was on “casting stones gently”. I’m paraphrasing here and if my pastor ever read my blog then I’d probably be sent to detention for missing the point of the lesson. I digress.) I will be uploading my template project with some notes to github in case any one of my 5 dedicated blog subscribers want to follow along.

Oh, by the way, you probably noticed this site got another template switcharoo. I felt it was past time to update and clean things up a bit. I had a bunch of dead links in my side panel and a lot of craziness that no longer makes sense. I also thought the template looked better than what I had been using. I don’t know the woman in the header. She looks rather serious and came with the template. I can’t tell what editor is being used. It looks like either Sublime or VSCode. It also appears like she is a web developer as the syntax resembles HTML through the blur. At any rate, I have not been checking or responding to comments over the years or maintaining the site. I want to change that. I want to get back to how I used to post regularly and bug out with you all. for those of you who leave comments only to see them appear a year later with a reply, I apologize! Please don’t dislike me! For those of you who are relatively new here, *Ahrm* I’ve never left a comment un-moderated and always reply within 1 business day or less! For everyone else, well, happy coding!

A CONSTant pain!

What’s worse than poking yourself in the eye with a fork? Learning to code in C++, that’s what! Hi, I’m Cliff. You’re probably here because you’re looking for info on how to write software programs that run on things like cell phones, TVs, robots, etc. I’m here to sell you an eye patch because of the eye-poking happiness I just endured these last few days. Seriously, I will sell you an eye patch for the low, low, price of $4.99! (Why do marketers and commercials always repeat the word “low” when trying to strike a deal? It’s as if the extra occurrence will trigger a spontaneous shift in perception and cause you to think, “Geez, this must be really deeply discounted!”) I will sell you the patch because you will need it. You will need the patch because you will poke yourself in the eyeball. You will poke yourself in the eyeball because it’s slightly less painful than what you’re about to learn. You’re about to learn this because you want to prove me wrong about my eye poking theory. You will be wrong. Then you will be wearing an eye patch.

Say you’re writing a C++ class. (Yes, say it… out loud for people to hear you. When they give strange glares simply explain that you are reading my whacky blog.) Now say you want to follow best practices and mark your class members as const to make them immutable because you’re all about that functional “no-side-effects” goodness. Now say you did this sub-consciously because the functional side of your mind likes to spontaneously assume control whenever you code, even when you are learning something simple. (By the way, are you still saying all of these things out loud? You can stop now because I’d like you to make it through the text before the authorities are called.) So one side of your mind has done this seemingly cool thing while the other side wasn’t thinking or looking. Now you’re in the middle of one of the class’ methods and attempting to do something non-trivial.

Because this is C++ and you’re not as familiar you try “the simplest thing that works”™. You’re having a bit of trouble because you want to now establish some sort of state in your class while the logic in the method rolls through a series of loops/steps to accomplish its task. You make a local variable of type std::string and everything seems to sorta compile. You now cut/paste the variable as a new member variable in the class header to hold the state. You are building a string using the variable as a buffer. All of a sudden the compiler complains with an error saying, “You are not dope enough to invoke the insert method that I was perfectly happy with moments ago. I hate you!” You try all different variations of the overloaded insert method with no success. Days roll by as you scratch a new bald spot into your scalp. (Bear in mind that normal people do not scratch their head that hard or that frequently but this error has you perplexed!) You eventually decide to read the error message text closer and realize that your compiler is actually complaining about a signature mismatch on the parameters! It is pointing to the first parameter referred to as “this” and crying because the “this” pointer is marked constant!

Looking in the header you doubly/triply confirm that your string variable is NOT marked “const” because that’s the only thing your brain can pick out of the error message. “This string is not const”, you scream at the display while re-reading the error text repeatedly. By this point office workers begin raising concerns. Co-workers refuse to invite you to lunch. Your 5 o’clock shadow reveals the amount of sleep you should have been getting nights prior. Then it hits you!

The first parameter of a member function in C++ is the object itself! The error is referring to the actual instance of object owning the method and somehow IT is marked const! How could this be??? At this point, (shortly after removing the fork from your eyeball) you see the identifier “const” prominently declared in the member function’s declaration! Because the member function is “const” the “this” reference is const! Because “this” is const it cannot mutate any member variables! Mystery solved and you are now off to Lens Crafters to schedule an optometrist appointment!

I have one eye left but I am going to make it through this C++ course I’m taking if it blinds me! (Yes, I’ve programmed in Braille before.) Did I mention how much I love writing in C++?

Sourcemaps missing in Chrome Dev tools

I’m not sure why debugging is so hard on Tizen TVs but this morning I had a mini break-through! Hi, I’m Cliff. you’re here because you want to debug the JavaScript running on your 2016+ model Samsung TV. I’m here because I think I just figured out how to do it.

Today’s tip is a quick one. It involves sourcemaps and webpack and Samsung TVs. Here’s the deal. You’re writing an app for your TV. You’ve created a fancy webpack config to bundle/package it up. You click build and go, or run or whatever to see it pop up on the TV. Then you jump into the source code only to find out it’s all minified! Debugging Javascript is hard enough, but debugging it when all of the code is on one line can be insurmountable. The trick is to use the “eval-source-map” devtool option in your webpack config.

When I initially posted this article I was misinformed thinking you needed to use BOTH the devtool option AND the SourceMapDevToolPlugin. It turns out you only need to use any one of the “eval” variant values in the devtool option. (I had ANOTHER issue in my project where I was not cleaning my output between launches so the TV was NOT seeing the latest changes each time I modified the devtool option, which lead to more confusion.)

Here’s an example of my config which I just got working:

const webpack = require('webpack');
const CopyWebpackPlugin = require('copy-webpack-plugin');

module.exports = {
    devtool: "eval-source-map",
    plugins: [
        new CopyWebpackPlugin([
                {from: 'src/*', ignore: [ '*.js' ], flatten: true}

Carl, World’s Best Manager

What does it mean to be a manager? When you think of your direct superior at work, how do you see her/him? Do they smile often? Give you family time off from work? Is your manager cool because she gifted everyone on the team with brand new Apple wireless keyboard and mouse combos? What does it really mean to have a cool manager? What does it mean to be that cool manager? Hi, I’m Cliff. You’re here because you either hate or love your manager and you wanna find out how to be or acquire a cool manager. I’m sorta here because… I dunno… I think I’m being called to write about this guy I worked under.

I don’t know why I’ve been thinking more and more about one particular manager I worked under. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve worked with a bunch of super-hero supervisors even and especially in my recent years! There are a few folks I would give my life for… I’m talking about the last couple of guys I worked under. But let’s not play favorites. For all the awesome managers and supervisors I worked with I’ve also had may fair share of tyrants. Today’s topic is not to compare apples but to highlight one particular individual who guided me through one of the biggest accomplishments in my professional career. I’ll try not to be be specific, but this guy knows who he is, what he did, and the accomplishments I’m referring to.

Over the years, I’ve worked on a ton of high profile apps and teams at the world’s top tech companies, but there was one project very early in my tech career where I had the rare opportunity to be the lead engineer. It was a first for me and of course it went to my head. That’s where Carl comes in. He was my tech manager during this time in this is also what makes Carl so special.

Before I get to the details, let me explain a bit about Carl. He was a younger guy but extremely chill. The kind that jokes during meetings but has a really laid back demeanor where it never seems like anything bothers him. My first encounter with him as my manager was during a remote call between offices. My office was in PA and he was working out of Denver, Colorado. We had these huge Polygon video conference setups in the conference rooms with automated cameras that would rotate towards you when powered up. Each room had a remote that could control both the local camera and the camera in the office you dialed into. I believe these were HD display as well at a time where HD was extremely rare.) I was commissioned to lead this major new product which was going to be a first on the world’s biggest tech platform.

I dialed into the Colorado office to speak with my new tech manager about it. The camera in Denver spins around and I see two feet… prominently displayed… from a chair… around about where a person’s head would normally extend! It was a nicely clad pair of feet decorated with some fly sneakers, but it was still feet… where a head was expected. This was Carl. Carl’s body was attached to the feet. Somewhere towards the bottom of the room where I was able to remotely point the camera was his smiling face, attached to the body that was screwed into the feet initially displayed. (He was lying on the ground with his feet perched in the chair all chill like.) Now most people know how big a clown I am but when I saw this I was like, “This dude here is made out of my kind of material!”

We spoke about the project and Carl reminded me that I was running point. He told me he would be participating as a developer and, in fact, working under me as a team member. It was brand new sexy technology and Carl was also an awesome developer. This was around the year 2008 and it was a big deal. Everybody and they momma wanted to touch this brand new upcoming tech. Now as awesome as it was to see those fly sneakers when I initially dialed Denver I was twice as blown away when my new manager (I had just been assigned to Carl’s team after a re-org but before starting the project) told me he was excited to take direction from me.

Now here’s a few points of observation I want to share about the moment.

  • First, the best way to hold a remote video meeting with your subordinates is through your sneakers.
  • Never let ’em see you smile… at least until you let ’em see your Nikes. (Or were they Adidas?)
  • Great leaders humble themselves and empower their team members.

That one conference call is forever burned into my mind! We could end the story right there as this is powerful enough on its own but there’s more. You see, the tech I was working with was unfamiliar. It used a programming language I’d never even heard of before and required specialized equipment I had just recently received. I was a very capable programmer but I was out of my element. Also, I had recently become obsessed with this new development methodology called Test Driven Design, and the majority of people I worked with had not been bitten the same way. On paper, and in my mind, this would have been a storybook example of one man leads a team to a successful product launch using an industry leading approach and they all lived technically superior ever-after! However, reality was drastically different.

I had an ego problem at the time. There was very little you could tell me about programming that I didn’t think I already knew. I had a task and had learned an approach that would guarantee success. The worse thing you could do to a person like that would be to put them in a position of leadership. Carl was completely opposite. He was open to new ideas and approaches that were different than his own. He didn’t know where I was going with our new team but he was like, “I’m with it! Let’s do this!”

About a month into the project and I was in trouble. We were having weekly, probably daily meetings on how to do TDD and I was giving tasks for people to work on. Hardly any source code had been developed for the project. My ego was too big to acknowledge any trouble and when asked about progress I would always respond with, “we’re on track!” Carl, a heavily experienced developer and manager knew better and tried to guide me from behind, where my ego wouldn’t get bruised. He always spoke to me in private and never chastised me. Looking back, I deserved so much worse than chastisement! I was making so many mistakes, not so much with my design approach but with the practicality of everything. Add to that how I really didn’t understand the tools or the platform. Most of what I was trying to do was technically not possible but my ego convinced me otherwise.

Eventually another tech director was brought on the team, along with some folks who had actually developed with the technology for the platform. I was still officially considered the lead but mostly took a back seat to these more experienced folks. Carl was in my corner the entire time encouraging me as the project began to become real. We had an initial and successful launch and the entire team got their deserved credit.

At this point my confidence was bruised because my initial code and approach was tossed in order to have a successful launch. Deep inside, I realized the insanity of what I tried to do and I was in failure mode. A few months later we began phase 2 of the project which was 3 times as significant. It required twice the staff and a level of leadership/expertise of presidential magnitude. I had been reassigned from the project after another re-org, but then something strange happened only days after my being reassigned. I had a little technical breakthrough with some tech that no one else in the company had ever touched before. I was immediately reassigned back to the project and Carl was still taking lead from me!

During this next phase I was in a lead position but actually being lead by Carl. He was experienced in managing big projects and I was experienced in making big messes. By this time, my ego was bruised enough where I was actively listening to him rather than barking toward him, although I wouldn’t admit it. You see, he had this way of reminding me to do things I’d forgotten that I didn’t know anything about. It would go something like this:

Him: “Remember we have to order servers.”
Me: “Of course! I’m already on it! Wait… how do I do that?”
Him: “Remember, you have to put in an ops ticket, tell them how many, what software needs to be on them, the business need, etc.?”
Me: “Oh yeah! Right, I was just about to do that! Wait how many should we purchase?”
Him: “You have to research how many requests/sec each server can support on average and forecast how many requests/sec we should expect… etc.”
Me: “Why do I gotta do that again?”
Him: “So you can predict how many we need to support a load! You are going to load test, right?”
Me: “Yeah, yeah… I was just starting that…”

The whole time this guy was extremely humble and supporting me the whole way even as I was clearly taking all the credit and acting like the man. To be fair, I was doing some major coding on the project. I was doing everything from client side media decompression and session management, network programming, to server side media compression, Java, C/C++, JNI, callbacks, timing, build systems, deployment, provisioning servers, and washing laundry. I was in my happy place, doing what I loved to do on a truly greenfield project. Still the majority of the credit, leadership, management, and straight up awesomeness goes to a certain individual.

I’ve told this story several times to many different people but I never really identified Carl as the man behind the miracle. I never focused on his role as tech manager, leader, role model, etc. Over the years I’ve taken his example and tried to be a role model for people I work with whenever I am placed in a leadership role. I always make a point to give my coworkers all the credit regardless of how much code I contribute and irrespective of what role I play. I always highlight the contributions of others above my own. Ultimately I’ve learned leadership through serving those I lead or mentor. Shout out to Carl for teaching me this very valuable lesson and for being the first experience I’ve ever had with a manager who leads from behind.

React/Relay Auth0 and GraphQL lesson

I’ve been struggling through a React full stack course on all week. For those of you who are unfamiliar, React is a programming framework created by Facebook and “full stack” means programming everything from the user interface (those cool animated buttons on the screen) to database which typically lives in the cloud. How does a “database” live in a cloud you ask? What is a database??? Hi, I’m Cliff. You’re here because you have these questions and more. I’m here because… well, because my daughter just reminded me that I haven’t posted anything in a month of Sundays. It’s good to be back posting if not only sporadically. I’ve learned and accomplished so very little since my last post so I guess I should probably make this a more regular thing. With that, let’s get started on what we’re s’posed to learn today.

Like I said above, I’m on this React Full Stack course that I found on It assumes intermediate experience but in reality you would have to be a 20 year professional to finish the course. This is no fault of the instructor, rather it is because of the speed of these popular technologies used in the course. He introduces React and Relay using a few open source and freemium APIs and services which, by the time of my taking the course, have grown incompatible with one another. The instructor attempts to introduce React, Relay, and authentication and integrate these concepts in a rather interesting TicTacToe game that you play against either another player or an artificial intelligence. At the end of each game you are supposed to guess wether you played against a human or computer opponent.

The two major sources of pain are Auth0 and GraphQL and it’s publicly available service. Auth0 is a freemium authentication service whose sole purpose is to authenticate any user of your app. GraphQL appears to be a newer object-like or NoSQL data store which is supposed to be a glove fit for Relay. (Relay is an implementation of Facebook’s Flux design pattern which itself is just a way of controlling data flow.) Just explaining the titles of these major components requires a bit of programming history and expertise! The problem is that Auth0, as explained in the course, does not work with GraphQL. Fixing the incompatibility took major experimentation and research as the newer way to integrate these two is completely undocumented. I found a few random hints through sporadic cries for help on various forums. Everything seems to point to Apollo authentication and I don’t even pretend to know what that is yet. I just want to finish this course!

Here’s what I discovered. Setting up Auth0 and the auth0 lock API out of the box will NOT work against an out of the box deployment. The problem is that Auth0 uses something called RS256 authentication keys and something else called OIDC. rejects these authentication tokens and the ONLY way to fix it is to disable an OIDC setting hidden in’s advanced settings and to switch your encryption algorithm to HS256 in these same advanced settings. Once you do that your app will break again because you have to find and use yet another undocumented code setting on the auth0 lock API. When you instantiate your lock instance you have to set:

           this.lock = new Auth0Lock(clientId, authDomain, {
            auth: {
                params: {
                    scope: 'openid email'
                responseType: "token id_token",

The key piece here is the responseType has to be set to “token id_token” which is completely undocumented as far as I can tell.

The whole experience is a nightmare. Add to that how the most confusing part of this exercise is not explained in enough detail through the course. The instructor merely talks through each line of code as he types not really giving enough clarity on exactly how everything pieces together. There’s a lot happening under the covers and it’s all changing rapidly!

Also, many of the open source frameworks used through the course require version tweaking and massaging to work as described. For eg. all of the react-relay imports should be changed to

import Relay from 'react-relay/classic'

because there have been major breaking changes in the Relay APIs which breaks the entire app. I’m not doing enough justice explaining how to fix the many problems in the course nor have properly addressed the many inconsistencies I tripped over. I don’t want to say the instructor did a bad job because he covers a TON of information and functionality in such a short course. Also the idea and implementation is really well put together. However, the course itself is a nightmare and I can’t see how anyone other than the most astute could complete it with all the recent API and service changes. I’m finally almost done with the course having addressed the most difficult piece of integration! I’ll try to keep posting as I make progress!

You have to focus!

You’re watching TV. You see an onscreen button that looks shiny and clickable. You mash the buttons on your remote in an attempt to select the button and click it but nothing happens! You try various random button combinations with one particular button triggering a purchase from the app store and charging your credit card. You throw the remote down in disgust, leave the house and go shopping. Hi, I’m Cliff. You’re here because you’ve run up debt on your credit cards from frustration related to terrible TV user interfaces which sends you on shopping sprees where you purchase unnecessary paraphernalia. I’m here because I too have massive credit card debt. The word of the day is focus.

I’ve recently begun a new career developing apps for Samsung TVs and I’m having more fun than a fun loving person who is trapped in funplex funded by functionally competent people who are colocated with funny people who are fundamentally incapable of having a bad day. In the middle of this fun, however, I ran into an issue while trying to develop my first TV app. In short, I couldn’t click an onscreen button.


I was following the Tizen tutorials/guides on creating your first TV web-app. The basic project template gives you an on-screen clock button that you’re supposed to click to see a running clock. This works out of the box for most people. You open the template, run it on the emulator (by the way, Tizen Studio has these cool TV emulators which remind me so much of Android!), then click the button using the mouse and viola! A clock appears where the button was. The REAL problem comes when you run the project on an actual TV set. You find that there is no mouse on the screen and you only have the TV remote control!

Intuitively you will try to use the directional arrows on the remote where you discover they control nothing! There is no on-screen pointer, no focus elements, and no way to change or set any focus.

This threw me into a documentation scouring frenzy. I read through tons of online docs, downloaded other samples, only to come up empty handed. (Why is it whenever I try a new framework I get hung up on the simplest functionality?) At any rate, after some head scratching, I learned that I could use the Chrome dev tools debugger and from there I was able to interactively poke at the on screen elements using JavaScript. I located the clock button using the getElementById() function. I played around with calling focus, and I still didn’t see any on screen changes. (usually when an item is in focus you would expect to see a little focus ring but I saw nothing visually that indicated any sort of focus.) Not to be defeated, I tried clicking the ok button on the remote and magically the click event was triggered! The final solution is actually very elementary! (Source code below.)

var checkTime;
var clockButton;

//Initialize function
var init = function () {
    // TODO:: Do your initialization job
    console.log('init() called');
    clockButton = document.getElementById("divbutton1").getElementsByTagName("button")[0];
    document.addEventListener('visibilitychange', function() {
            // Something you want to do when hide or exit.
        } else {
            // Something you want to do when resume.
    // add eventListener for keydown
    document.addEventListener('keydown', function(e) {
	    	case 37: //LEFT arrow
	    	case 38: //UP arrow
	    	case 39: //RIGHT arrow
	    	case 40: //DOWN arrow
	    	case 13: //OK button
	    	case 10009: //RETURN button
	    		console.log('Unhandled key. Key code : ' + e.keyCode);
		console.log('Key code : ' + e.keyCode);

// window.onload can work without 
window.onload = init;

function startTime() {
    var today = new Date();
    var h = today.getHours();
    var m = today.getMinutes();
    var s = today.getSeconds();
    m = checkTime(m);
    s = checkTime(s);
    document.getElementById('runningclock').innerHTML='Current time: ' + h + ':' + m + ':' + s;
    setTimeout(startTime, 10);

function checkTime(i) {
    if (i < 10) {
        i='0' + i;
    return i;

Long story lengthened, I was able to overcome my first baby hurdle of using the TV remote with my web app by merely asking the button in question to become focused. I was then able to click the button and trigger the clock using the remote. I wish there was more excitement to my story than a missing focus ring but I'm just getting started! In the meantime I'll try to remain focused! (Pun is partially intended for cheesiness.)