Welcome to my “Hall of Planetary Aim”. The following are people who have contributed in one way or another to my ongoing quest towards world domination. The names and contributions are listed in no particular order.
Keeps encouraging me to write more insane blog entries. Little does he know that each entry brings me closer towards vanquishing his beloved planet.
Keeps complimenting me on my insane blog entries. Kropotkin is unaware that my plans are to initially target motorcycle and Harley shops around the world.
Assumes we have similar intrests. If his plans also involve world domination then he would be considered an arch nemisis.
…was one of the first to discover me and my evil plight. I plan to eventually dispatch an army of Hoskinator-like androids which will enslave the human race forcing each individual to trade in their Ruby skills and work on my revised Groovy programming language which will be implemented in RPG.Net on the Windows Vista Extreme-Pro platform. Other enslaved people will build my new iSeries 6 GT super-computer out of twigs and barley working 12 hour shifts. Life will be hard but tolerable.
Mentioned my name once on his site. Ever since then my ego has double the size of his. I would place him in charge of building my Hoskinators were his mental condition not so severe.
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